emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

crazysexyray:

we like them boys up top
from the BK

“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.” (…) “I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.”

sweet-falcon-princess:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

oh my god that owl is precious and I want to stroke his little feathers and pat his little head

shego:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

the nerve of you lookin this good

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

Taylor Swift performs ‘Shake it Off’ at the 2014 MTV VMA’s

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